兩個美女互相慰藉求幫助

　　Joseph Fulton, a well-regarded fifty-eight-year-old director of romantic comedies, wants to become assistant groundskeeper at a local cemetery. He wants to work outdoors and be close to nature. Meanwhile, he thinks it’s important to have his last will and testament drawn up. But his highly dramatic actress girlfriend thinks he must be dying and that he is just too brave to tell anyone. The rumor spreads and soon everyone he knows—and some he doesn’t—are crowded into his small apartment to say their last farewells.

　　一個誠實的科學家把死去的百萬富翁(多諾萬飾)的大腦保存在水箱里。多諾萬成功地把他強大的意志強加給這位科學家，并利用他來謀殺他的敵人。

　　故事發生在未來世界，阿龍（黎明 飾）和阿強（張學友 飾）都是抓捕妖獸的特警隊警員，但是上司（袁和平 飾）非常器重阿龍，而對阿強就戒心重重。阿強氣不過在酒吧買醉，得到了女友（李若彤 飾）的支持寬慰。然而，他心頭總是籠罩著陰影——原來阿強的母親也是妖獸，后來他把這個隱秘告訴了阿龍。阿龍也坦白了自己跟妖獸幻姬（李嘉欣 飾）的一段感情……　　此后，阿龍在一次抓捕元大宗（仲代達矢 飾）的行動中，重逢了現已成為元妻的幻姬，情急之下卻要引出重重誤會。其實，元大宗是要跟人類合作的妖獸，但是另有一股液態妖獸正在肆虐地侵襲這個城市。在對抗液態妖獸的過程中，阿龍與幻姬的感情經歷了生死的考驗，但是元大宗的兒子鬼眾道（張耀揚 飾）卻設計離間意圖消滅人類，與此同時阿強也發現了特警隊的叛徒……